Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Hey ya'll. Remember me? LOL. I haven't posted since August but thats cause I have been making the rodeo circuit. I had so much fun in Fort Worth, that when I got an invitation to go again, I did! I still been doing calls but haven't been around in the room regularly. I ain't gonna stop doing phonesex. Thats way too much fun! I have been going to some of the cutting horse comps and watching some of the best riders do their thing! I had a great Christmas. I got some new tack and some new jeans. You guys that gave me some nice BIG tips, I thank ya. 

I am home now and ready to ride YOU. LOL. I spend some time in the chatroom but if ya don't find me in there, give me a shout on yahoo. I'm usually pretty close to my puter and I'm always ready to play! Let's make this the best year ever!!! I need a stud to ride! lol

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Buckin Bull Rider! LOL

The professional bull riders were in town so we had a promotion. The riders posed for pictures. We had drink promotions to. That was to help u get up enough nerve to ride the mechanical bull we had. Do u think this looks like a mean muther?
 
I've ridden meaner studs than this! lmao. We're heatin up the chatroom. We got all kinds of deals. Cum in an get ur hottie an take her for a ride! lmao.



Tuesday, June 18, 2013

I'm A "Buckin Blonde"






Oh my goshdarn! What a weekend! I went to Fort Worth to the RSNC finals. That's where you sort cows. The cows have numbers on their backs and you have to sort them out of the pen in order. If one gets out that's not in order, you're done. It was so much fun! 

  
After the finals, a bunch of us went to a bar to eat. One of the guys went to the juke box and played Robert Earl Keen's "the bucking song"! I ain't never heard it before but I gotta tell ya, I got a new favorite song!!!  I'm gonna make sure they start playing it at the bar I work at. It's hilarious. So for the rest of the night, I ate steak, line danced and kissed cowboys! Woop!

For a buckin good time, call 1-888-238-4513 (after you pay, of course)!!
                                                                                                            
 

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Maple Macadamia Mashup! Two greats - Trace Adkins and Ice Cream!!

I ain't much for watching reality tv.  I don't think its really reality. BUT. I watched the celebrity apprentice when Trace Adkins was on before and lost to Piers Morgan. I was rootin for Trace! I love his music and wanted him to win it bigtime! So when I heard he was going to be on again as an allstar celebrity show I just had to watch! I rooted for him every week. He is the laid back, no drama, get the job done kinda guy and I love that. When the last task was about ice cream, I ran to the store and bought his brand! I got all the Walgreens had and didn't have time to go to another store before I had to be at work. So when I got home, I ate some! It was so good. It didn't take long for it to disappear! On the night of the finale I had my ice cream in hand and cheered Trace on! I was jumping up and down when he won. Congratulations to Trace Adkins and country music!!!

Friday, April 26, 2013

RIP George Jones!

I've danced many dances and line dances to "the possom's" songs and now I'm sad that he passed away today. I'm a countrygirl and been listening to George and Tammy Wynette for years. It makes me sad that both of them have left us. Sometimes after guys have a few beers they start telling stories at the bar. I've heard so many stories about even though George Jones married someone after Tammy, these guys have said that he still loved Tammy Wynette. Today there are reunited and probably singing together again.  Tonight I'll be "poppin a top again" for the great George Jones!

 

Thursday, April 11, 2013

A Guy In the Room The Other Day Did Not Know Wat A HOO HAW Was.......

We have so much fun at the bar. During happy hour, there is no tellin wat might go on. Saturday nite we were rockin it. The juke box was playin Christine Aguilera's "woo hoo" and the dirty dancin began!!!  I been singin it all week cause I can't get that song outta my mind:

You Know You Really Wanna (HEY) Wanna Taste My (woohoo)
You Know You Wanna Get a Peak Wanna See My (woohoo)
You Know You Wanna Put Your Lips Where My Hips Are (woohoo) Kiss On My (woohoo) All Over My (woohoo) All The Boys Think Its Cake When They Taste My (woohoo)
You Dont Even need A Plate, just Your face Ha ! (woohoo)
Licky Licky Yum Yum What a Great Guy (woohoo)
Now kiss On My (woohoo) All Over My (woohoo)
K Kiss On My (woohoo) All Over My (woohoo) K K Kiss on my (woohoo) All over my (woohoo)
(hey, hey, hey)

[Verse1]
(I) Feel your eyes On Me Every Where I Go (woohoo)
Like a lil' Boy Up In A candy Store (woohoo)
C C Craving To get Your hands On (woohoo) Give it Up before My Momma Says no (woohoo)
I'm a let You Get It A lil Closer (woohoo) Even Though I Aint Suppose To (woohoo)
I Like It Strong When Its On, Girls (woohoo)
Ima Lil Tipsy Play Along Wit me (woohoo)

[chorus]
You Know You Really Wanna (HEY) Wanna Taste My (woohoo)
You Know You Wanna Get a Peak Wanna See My (woohoo)
You Know You Wanna Put Your Lips Where My Hips Are (woohoo) Kiss On My (woohoo) All Over My (woohoo) All The Boys Think Its Cake When They Taste My (woohoo)
You Dont Even need A Plate, just Your face Ha ! (woohoo)
Licky Licky Yum Yum What a Great Guy (woohoo)
Now kiss On My (woohoo) All Over My (woohoo)
K Kiss On My (woohoo) All Over My (woohoo) K K Kiss on my (woohoo) All over my (woohoo)
(hey, hey, hey)

[Verse2]
Pick your glass up, your sippin' kinda slow.
Wanna See just how You Take It Down Low. (oh)
Hurry Up I Wanna See A bit More.
Take It Off before Mama Gets bored. (oh, are ya ready)
I Know That You Love Me Long Time. Yeah.
You Wanna Take It For a Ride. Yeah.
Im Feeling bad And I Like It ,
I'm a Lil Tipsy Play Along wit me. (Hey!)

[chorus]
You Know You Really Wanna (HEY) Wanna Taste My (woohoo)
You Know You Wanna Get a Peak Wanna See My (woohoo)
You Know You Wanna Put Your Lips Where My Hips Are (woohoo) Kiss On My (woohoo) All Over My (woohoo) All The Boys Think Its Cake When They Taste My (woohoo)
You Dont Even need A Plate, just Your face Ha ! (woohoo)
Licky Licky Yum Yum What a Great Guy (woohoo)
Now kiss On My (woohoo) All Over My (woohoo)
K Kiss On My (woohoo) All Over My (woohoo) K K Kiss on my (woohoo) All over my (woohoo)
(hey, hey, hey)

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Titty Special


How do you like my necklace?  lol.  Do you even see my necklace! lol I know where your lookin! lol. I met a fun caller this week, "HIP", and  he luved me! Since he was so complimentary of my anatomy (giggle), I'm gonna have a titty special.  If you buy a 10 minute call with me, I'll give you 3 free minutes. But catch me in the chatroom or on yahoo before you call to tell me you want the special"HIP" luvs my tits!!  Do you?  (giggle)